As promised, here’s my continuation of my day at Disney.
It was now early afternoon and thought I’d make my way over to Disneyland to round off my day. The rain was still coming down, though was now more like drizzle again and didn’t really require use of an umbrella. I needed to hop back on to the Resort Liner and would have to go nearly full circle to get to Disneyland; reluctantly, I paid my 250 Yen knowing that I was being ripped off for my own stupidity. They were doing some work on the automatic gates at the station and had removed the panels, showing off the internal electronics and motors. The Resort Liner was now running slightly less frequently since the morning rush had now subsided, though the flow of guests was still on the up.

Once again, the ticket counters were plentiful and empty and I paid my 5800 Yen for entry. Because I did not need to converse in English this time, the lady assumed I was Japanese and thusly received a Japanese park map which was next to useless for me – doh!
As mentioned in my last entry, it was now approaching Halloween season so the park had been glitzed up with various spooky attire. It was wonderful to see since it gave everything that was so familiar a facelift. There were pumpkins, scarecrows, and ghosts all over the park along with limited edition Halloween merchandise for the collection mad folks.
Tokyo Disneyland is unusual because its Main Street USA is a bit different from the norm. For Japan, it has a permanently erected (stop sniggering) roof and they’ve renamed it World Bazaar but appearance wise, and for all intents and purposes, it’s the same as elsewhere. The reason behind the roof is due to Tokyo’s more volatile weather and I must admit, it was nice to be able to walk around under shelter whilst taking in the sights and sounds. The shops are largely similar to those that you’d find at any Disneyland around the globe, with general merchandise, confectionary, clothing, and so on. There were also a number of balloon vendors but strangely, balloons didn’t seem to float the boat of the Japanese punters and I saw hardly any that day. Of course, the weather wasn’t great or people could have simply let them go too soon, but it’s just another observation of mine.

Tokyo Disneyland is modeled very closely after its older brother in California, yet there are a number of quirks and curiosities about the place, which I’ll describe as I go along. The first quirk is that the castle is styled after Cinderalla’s in Walt Disney World as opposed to using Sleeping Beauty’s like every other Disneyland.

The first ride I went on was Pirates of the Caribbean. The queue moved along very swiftly and I was on the ride within 10 minutes. Oddly, everything on the ride was presented in English, which is not the case with other rides. This was also the first time I had been on the ride since they made the movie inclusions such as animatronics of Jack Sparrow and Barbossa, along with some nice smoke and water effects involving Davey Jones. It’s all a bit odd how they’ve had to retcon the ride with movie law, from which the movie was inspired anyway.
The next ride I ventured on to is the classic Jungle Cruise. The ride is pretty much identical to those in California and Florida but the one major difference is that the skipper still uses a fake gun to fire a shot at the hippo. The guns were removed from the States several years ago for fear of setting a bad example to kids with gun culture. Anywho, applause is also deserved for the female skipper of the ship who is quite possibly the best I’ve ever encountered. She was really getting into her role and despite the language barrier, her emotions and actions more than made up for it and everybody onboard got a kick out of her antics.
I decided to have a wander around to see what else was different about the park and to also grab some Fast Passes for the rest of the day. The crowd was immense, even for a day with poor weather and clearly proved which was the money spinner at the resort. The variety of people was also interesting to see, with a lot of students who had just finished school paying a visit, a clear benefit of having such good transport links. Another observation which I forgot to post about was how the main carpark was empty with all but a few cars and coaches. The carparks at other Disney Resorts I’ve been to are usually heaving by late morning due to their locations being so far out of reach for public transport that it becomes almost necessary to get there by car, but not Tokyo. I couldn’t help but feel envious that Tokyoites were able to just casually pop along to Disney whenever they felt like it, taking advantage of annual passes which usually cost no more than 3 normal entry tickets (2 for Walt Disney World).
I soon found myself in Westernland, Tokyo’s version of Frontierland which had loads of Halloween garb on. Lacking a Critter County, Splash Mountain was located here along with the ever popular Big Thunder Mountain. Both had immense queues, with Splash Mountain’s being 70 minutes. Big Thunder Mountain still had Fast Passes available but Splash Mountain had run out, a testament to its popularity even in the wet. I decided to brave the queue for Splash and Fast Passed Big Thunder Mountain whilst it was still available. I was getting a bit peckish by this point and whilst in the queue, I noticed that the famous jumbo-sized, smoked turkey legs were available near by. Whilst we’re on the topic of food, Tokyo Disneyland has some frankly odd popcorn flavours which all seemed to be raking in the sales. They had the normal caramel (sweet) and salt varieties, and then they have odd concoctions like curry flavour, and black pepper flavour. The curry one was really potent, scent wise and had a massive queue of people waiting for their spiced treats. Anywho, back to the ride… As I commented on earlier, the condition of the park is amazing, given it’s celebrating its 25th anniversary. Splash Mountain is no spring chicken, yet you would not be able to guess from the interior because everything in the queue area was immaculate. Once again, I did not see anybody sitting on barriers or handrails, and everybody was very well behaved. The ride itself is based on the Walt Disney World version with the logs being able to seat 6 as opposed to 3 in California. All of the dialogue and music is in Japanese as well, but they’ve done a great job finding voice actors and actresses who sound just like the American counterparts.
My Fast Pass for Big Thunder Mountain was not for another few hours so I continued with my walk around the park. I strolled past the Haunted Mansion and much to my surprise, Disney had dressed it up with some seasonal flare ala Nightmare Before Christmas style! I had heard about the restyle a few years ago and was dubious to say the least. Would it look tacky and simply not fit with the theming? Because of the nature of the ride, photos of the makeover were hard to come by so I had no idea of what to expect. Fast Passes had already been handed out for the day but the timing remained consistent at around 40 minutes. Another of the quirks I mentioned is how the Haunted Mansion is actually located in Fantasyland, using the rationale that ghosts are fantastical (makes sense I guess). I decided to come back later after some further exploring.
Fantasyland on the whole seemed very much like a clone of its American brothers, with very little that was unique to it bar the Haunted Mansion and Pooh’s Hunny Hunt. All of the rides in Fantasyland command maybe 20 minutes tops for queue times but Pooh bucked the trend, with queue times of 90 minutes not being unusual! I’d read reviews for the ride and it always receives top marks, regardless of the target audience. The queue was quoted as 70 minutes which was still pretty hardcore and there were no Fast Passes left for the day, so I thought I’d come back just before the evening parade.

Just adjacent to Fantasyland is one of my personal favourites, Toon Town. Pretty much a like-for-like clone of California’s, it is a real-life interepretation of what was featured in the Roger Rabbit movie. The version of Toon Town in Disney World is a poor comparison and lacks the signature ride, Roger Rabbit’s Toon Town Spin. Like every ride, there was a significant wait time since it was late afternoon, so decided to come back later. The queue to see Mickey in his mouse house was pretty lengthy, though if you’re after some personalised time with the mascot, you gots to do what you gots to do.
I wound up in Tomorrowland, which got me all nostalgic because it still looked like how Tomorrowland used to before all the mass refurbs around the globe. Everything was white and you could vaguley hear “Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow”, the theme from the Carousel of Progress, which was never built in Tokyo Disney due to the heavy American family slant on it. Attractions wise, it pretty much has all the usual Tomorrowland fare like Space Mountain, Star Tours, Buzz Lightyear’s Ranger Spin, Autopia, and Micro Adventure (Honey, I’ve Shrunk the Audience). Space Mountain was the big draw and had received minor refurb in the last year or so on the inside. Queue time was 45 minutes which I thought was reasonable enough so I decided to wait it out. Everything moved briskly, though the inclusion of an escalator slowed things down since for safety concerns, staff were only allowed to let a certain number of people on to the second level of the queue at a time. Inside, everything looked very modern and minimalistic compared to the Space Mountain of yore; it now had lots of blues, greens, and purples, with fibre optics running everywhere. The loading area had also received a makeover, with the large mock command centre looking much more realistic, as opposed to retro kitsch. Even the cars had a facelift, matching the colour scheme and external styling of their surroundings. The ride itself is very much identical to before, but also uses the new colour scheme for the launch and landing sequences. I loved this Space Mountain and I’m sure it’s longer than the other versions, with some great bits towards the end creating a huge sensation of speed (max speed is 35mph).

I hopped over to Star Tours where there was only a 5 minute queue, which shocked me. Star Tours has always been a popular attraction at any Disney park, but has needed an update for many years. Problem is, what can you do to the ride to jazz it up? Using the new trilogy would simply alienate people, so the only real option is to create a new film to use in the simulator. That is unlikely to happen due to differences in opinion between the bearded one, George Lucas, and the heads of Disney. Anywho… The insides are identical to all versions of Star Tours around the world, except that everybody speaks Japanese. It is unusual to hear C3PO, with his usual tone and pitch, speaking Nihongo, though this shouldn’t be too odd since he is fluent in several million forms of communication after all.
I did not bother with Micro Adventure or Buzz Lightyear since I’d done both of those to death before, and I don’t consider them classic Disney fare. I didn’t want to go on Autopia either since I did enough driving back home, and it was still raining as well. I had now gone full circle around the park and was back at World Bazaar. The day was slowly drawing to a close and nightfall was nearly upon us, with lights springing up in select locations. Photography wise, it made for a nice change of pace since I was now no longer contending for colour with a dull, cloudy backdrop, but I was now looking for light sources. Sadly, Disney parks have never been all that beautiful to capture at night and after years of trying, I was still no closer.


I headed back to Big Thunder Mountain where I got to use my Fast Pass from earlier. The queue was around 60 minutes now and with there being so little light in Westernland, it didn’t make for an interesting place hang around for an entire hour. Near the boarding area, I saw a sumo wrestler with his girlfriend/wife. This was the second sumo wrestler I’d seen that day with the first over at DisneySea. Thinking about it now, I saw only 3 people during my entire trip who I would have called truly overweight and all were at Disney, and 2 were the above sumo wrestlers. Big Thunder was pretty much identical to all the others around the world, though seemed like a good middle ground for white knuckle thrills. The Disney World version is the tamest in my opinion, followed by California’s, with Disneyland Paris’ being the wildest with plenty of tunnels. No ride photography either which made for a nice change and come to think of it, most of the rides in Tokyo Disney lacked this ‘feature’. No idea whether it’s just not been implemented yet, or whether Japanese folks simply didn’t take to it.
I was absolutely starving by this point and wanted something fairly substantial for dinner. I wasn’t in the mood for typical fastfood fare, which you’re pretty much limited to at a theme park. Also factoring in my plans for the evening, I decided to head over to Fantasyland where there was an Alice in Wonderland themed cafeteria style restaurant. The prices were much steeper than the typical fastfood place in Disney, but the food also looked much nicer and was served on proper crockery, with metal cutlery. The queue was also fast and efficient, thanks to the great service from the folks behind the counter. I opted for a seafood tempura with potato wedges. I also decided to have a cream of corn soup to warm me up as well as a side order of rice, which I found to be a nice novelty. All in all, the meal came to about 2100 Yen (£10.50 or so), which was very expensive for what you’d find at your typical foodcourt for £5 or less. However, when you’re the captive audience and you’re hungry, you can’t complain. Oh, the food was also very yummy and is quite possibly the best theme park meal I’ve ever had. Like DisneySea, the staff busing the tables were fast, friendly, and efficient. I tried once again to take my own tray and plates to the collection area but was once again defeated by a bright, cheerful smile and open hands…
I returned to the Haunted Mansion where the wait time was still 40 minutes or so. I joined the queue, which moved swiftly and was maybe in there for only 30 minutes at most. As I’d mentioned, the ride had been dressed up with Nightmare Before Christmas theming and it all starts as soon as you enter the familiar stretching room. I’m always amazed by this feature of the ride and am never too sure whether it’s actually working as an elevator or as a pure optical illusion. The familiar morbid paintings overlooking the room have been replaced by scenes from Nightmare Before Christmas, and a lovely shattering noise is heard when the room starts stretching. Up above, a giant and rather scary Jack Skellington head is scene laughing at the people below. The doors open up and everybody is ushered through to the ‘Doom buggies’ as they’re affectionately known. The budget for the development of the redress must have been huge, because none of the elements look out of place. There are huge animatronics from the movie which take centre stage in nearly every scene, and some special effects have even been updated such as the ballroom scene and the neverending hallway, which now has a floating Zero instead of the bride. What was a nice location touch was a naughty or nice children list, which featured some Japanese names amongst the Western names. Rather than the normal Haunted Mansion theme, two songs from the movie were used which topped off an already fantastic seasonal update. I was so glad to have been able to experience the ride for myself that it was one of two highlights of my visit to Tokyo Disney, and reassured me that not all of modern Disney’s decisions are cost cutting measures.

The parade was due to start in the next 30 minutes or so, which meant queues for rides were gradually dwindling in size. Despite the drizzle, guests were ready to camp out spots along the parade route to catch a glimpse of their favourite stars. This proved to be a great time for me to join the queue for Pooh’s Hunny Hunt, which was now quoted as 40 minutes from the point of entry. Remember earlier how I mentioned that my visit to Disney didn’t feel right because everybody was so well behaved and polite to each other? Well, there was one instance which brought me back to theme park must-haves. There was a family behind me who spoke Mandarin, so most likely from China, or possibly Taiwan, and it was a real test of saintly patience for me not to do anything. The family consisted of a mother, a father, a little boy, a pre-teen daughter, and an uncle of some description. The little boy was a nightmare and kept walking into me and my shouldered camera. The mother kept poking the back of my head with her umbrella. The mother then decided to pick the boy up and the father then proceeded to poke me in the back of my head with their umbrella. The daughter didn’t actually do anything to piss me off. The uncle kept trying to cut ahead of me and a couple in front of me. When the queue moved inside, they were pushing all manner of people out of the way to get a few photos and I could not help but shoot a few dirty looks their way. Somehow, the uncle had managed to get several places in front of me and I couldn’t help but wonder what the point was? He would have had to wait for the rest of his family anyway before boarding. Anyway, it was now time to board and I jumped into a giant hunny pot and we whizzed forward. To my surprise, the ride moves the hunny pots in groups of 3 and I ended up following the 2 cars in front of me. What was very impressive was how all 3 cars moved in synch with each other, with all 3 constantly in knowledge of where they each were. As a result, they were able to perform complex synchronised routines. The ride technology is an updated version of that used in Epcot for Ellen’s Energy Adventure (Universe of Energy), starring everybody’s favourite Hollywood lesbian, Ellen Degeneres. Pooh’s Hunny Hunt is packed with technology, and each room displayed something different, with the first showcasing wind simulation, with the cars showing some resistance whenever the blustery day blew towards us. My favourite room is where you encounter Tigger, when he bounces, the entire room appears to be bouncing along with him, with the walls looking like rubber and the cars feeling like they’re on a trampoline. Pooh’s dream sequence has the entire room decked in psychadelic colours, like some bad Disney acid trip with the cars all dancing along with each other. It’s very easy to see why this ride is so popular with the masses, showing off a charm that Disney are capable of when Imagineers are given enough money and resources to play with. The exit leads you right into a Pooh merchandise store where I couldn’t help but indulge (for other people).
As I left the store, an announcement came over the park PA system reluctantly declaring that the Main Street Electrical Parade had been cancelled due to inclement weather. To my surprise, they had a backup mini parade prepared with a Disneyfied firetruck and all the usual characters dressed up in firefighter outfits, having a dig at the miserable weather. This was a really nice touch and I’ve never seen another Disney park do such a thing, so hats off to Tokyo Disney for looking after its loyal guests. I took this opportunity to head over to Roger Rabbit’s Toontown Spin where I was able to literally walk on. I love this ride to bits and it’s been maybe 8 years since I last got to go in it back in California.
I was getting a bit tired by now and my feet were soaked and aching from the hard day’s theme parking. I decided to call it quits and leave whilst the crowds were still lingering for some last minute action. What I was surprised about was how the parks remained open until 10pm, even during Autumn; Disney normally close their doors at 8 once peak seasons are over. I chose to walk back to Maihama station from Disneyland so as not to pay over the odds to use the Resort Liner. For some bizarre reason or another, the information centre was still fully loaded despite it nearing closing time.
I wanted to have a look at Ikspiaria, the Downtown Disney clone, to see if there was anything of interest. It was a pretty nice place in all honesty, much better conceived than its American and European counterparts, with a much better variety of stores and restaurants. I popped into a branch of the Gap and found myself leaving with a lovely cardigan hoodie that wasn’t available in the UK as far as I was aware. The price was steeper than what it would have cost back home, but the sizing was great. Japanese Gap stores will even giftwrap for free, which threw me off when the lady asked if I wanted it wrapped. Perhaps I should have said yes and surprised myself? There was the usual Planet Hollywood guff and a Rainforest Cafe, as well as some odd retail choices like a Paul Smith (Jonathan Ross wasn’t lying when he said the man is a legend in Japan) boutique.
After a once over, I called it a day and made my way back to Maihama station… only to see the family from hell again! They were even trying to board the same carriage as me which made me whince a little. Thankfully, they were at the far end of the already packed out car so I breathed a sigh of relief. The journey back was not fun, being soggy and tired from the day’s antics along with other people in a similar situation. Luckily, I managed to get a seat after a stop or two so at least I wasn’t standing. Taking part in some more people watching, people had bags and bags of Disney merchandise which they’d purchased. I did feel sorry for people who had to catch the train on a daily basis, since it must have gotten old very quickly having to contend with theme parkers all day long. Arriving back at Tokyo station, I had that 15 minute walk again before getting back to the platform I needed; not fun when you’re less than genki. The combination of soggyness and walking all day was no doubt the reason for my aching foot which I suffered from for the rest of my stay in Japan.
Everything said and done, I had a fantastic day out with plenty of new experiences. Theme parking on your own can be a good and bad thing. It’s great because I was able to move at my own pace and see what I wanted to see. I was able to get so much more done in less time than if I’d have been with family or friends. Conversely, it was a very tiring day and I think I pushed myself a little too hard. Despite being on holiday, it was anything but really and without others to persuade me to take a break, I carried on ploughing through everything like it was a race. It was also a very expensive day, totalling close to 18, 000 Yen for entrance, food, the odd sourvenir and so on. It wouldn’t have been nearly as costly if I’d have only visited one park instead of both, but I can probably rest easy knowing that I won’t need to visit DisneySea again until the next major ride comes along.
Photos of the day can be found here (even if it’s the same album as the last Tokyo entry).
Tomorrow, I visit the chic Ginza, seedy Roppongi, futuristic Odaiba, and get to see James and Keiko again.

























